The Beasts From the East Causing Unrest in the Midwest!
Rolando sighting in Pilsen? BREAKING NEWS... This just in: Ronald Mc. Donald's half brother, Rolando, was spotted this past Sunday in a Chicago McD's. Rolando was seen ordering a sandwich then demanding his money back after realizing his sandwich was laced! Laced with tomatoes picked by the hands of modern day sweatshop laborers. Rolando was heard exclaiming he wouldn't eat >> Read More